Eroge Review

Two hundred years ago an unspeakable evil roamed the Japanese forests of Kurehito, slaughtering women and unleashing catastrophic havoc beyond the boundaries of human imagination. Finding no possible means to effectively destroy this primordial horror, the surviving victims began to appease the entity as a deity, creating an inadvertent opportunity which made it possible to imprison the monster within the confines of a consecrated site. Freed from this terrible nightmare, the people rebuilt their community and lives, prospering through the decades into modern times as a vibrant (though somewhat rural) Japanese town. So too has the forgotten malevolence continued to evolve and change, unbarring its jail and forging unlikely alliances, all the while seeking to sate a grisly hunger that has endured for two centuries.
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Gore Screaming Show (ゴア・スクリーミング・ショウ) is a violent horror and mystery eroge published by Black Cyc in 2006. The title has a non-canonical crossover with Yami no Koe, which was made available through limited edition preorders.
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On the secluded paradise of Ripple Island, there is a fashion design competition held once a generation. Individuals from all across the globe journey to seek this challenge, for it bestows an impossible degree of renown and prestige. The rules are deceptively simple: one fashion designer creates a dress of his choice to be worn by a woman of his or her selection. Yet merely creating an exquisite dress and finding an equally picturesque woman are not enough to win. They must all be in harmony: the beauty of the dress, the heart of the woman, and the soul of the designer. There is only perfection in the unison: a perfection only found once a generation.
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Quilt (きると) is a romantic drama eroge published by CLOVER in 2005. The title was later converted into a non-hentai version for Playstation 2 by Nine’s Fox in 2007, substituting the loss of adult content with an expansion of winnable heroines and full voice acting. This review applies only to the original adult PC release.
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Heyyy. I know I know, to everyone except the two of you who know who I am, you’re probably thinking: So who is this ayyo bastard dude and why hasn’t he posted a review yet nay so much as show that he exists? Is he a man or a mouse? Or is he not a living, breathing being but a metaphorical figure to represent the conflict that has come to realization ever since we noticed that while we mature physically and mentally our sub-conscious has remained the same? Or to put it into simple layman terms, who the fuck is ayyo?
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And the other two are thinking: So this ayyo bastard dude, why hasn’t he posted a review yet?
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Allow me to introduce myself, I am ayyo, writer of an anime blog during the 2006s which also hosted a variety of reviews of the end product we like to call, and we have more frequently called since before the 06s, eroges. To people who were born before the 06s or have no clue why they are here and are helplessly lost desperately scrapping for clues of how they got here, eroges are also known as hentai games.
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Well that’s basically all for my self introduction. Oh and my hobby of the year for this year is writing fiction ( I’m a little proud that I picked something less useless to be a hobby this time around. And no, not fan fiction or any of that nonsense, real writing ). If I were talk about that blog I had, I would describe it as a rather successful blog in the scales of things; a rather quiet, but likes to socialize, cool to chill with one on one and hates long dinners kind of blog. I vaguely remember my last real post talking about how Sengoku Rance was the game of the year but then I vaguely remember that my last eroge review was Kimi ga Aruji de Shitsuji ga Ore de. Note Sengoku Rance came out in 12/06 and Kimiaru came out in like 4/07 or 5/07. So this means there was some kind of time skip that no one told me about and I wasn’t invited to?? Question mark? I think I also had like a dozen eroge reviews but this and that all is half irreverent seeing I don’t have copies or recollections of any of that so they might as well have had never existed.
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So let’s not ponder about the past and talk today about tomorrow and its tomorrows. The tomorrow amongst tomorrows. I’m being hopeful but I think my next post/first review here will be in March and it’ll probably be of Alicesoft’s then latest eroge, Beat Blades Haruka. Maybe the March hare will kick back time and I’ll surprise everyone with a review in February of something by Hermit or August (Those are eroge companies) but don’t hold that promise against me, please. The reason I’m writing here today is because I don’t want to come out of nowhere after three months and be like, “Hey guys, so let’s talk about eroges eh.” Really, you wouldn’t want a bunch of things happen at once and shock you; you’ll find out that sweat will come out of places you didn’t ask it to. You need a prelude, some kind of introductory phase to ease the audience, like you would walk into a play expecting a pamphlet handed to you full of information you really don’t care about a tit about. This is that pamphlet.